The Difference Between Small Breasts and Large Breasts

The Difference Between Small Breasts and Large Breasts



Woman with BiG BREAST

-can get a taxi on the worst days
-have a neat place to carry spare change
-have always been the centre of the arts
-make jogging a spectator sport
-can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
-usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
-always float better
-know where to look first for lost earrings
-rarely lack for a slow dance partner
-have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner




Woman with small breast

-don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
-always look younger
-find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
-can always see their toes and shoes
-can sleep on their stomachs
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
-can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
-can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.